Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals.ġ7. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.ġ6.

While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil.

Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.ġ3. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.ġ2. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.ġ1. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.ġ0. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.ĩ. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.Ĩ. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.ħ. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.Ħ. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”ĥ. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.Ĥ. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.ģ. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.Ģ.

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